I love listening to the modern philosophers, or what we call stand-up comics. Yes, stand-up comics are philosophers; why? They look at the world around them and, like Plato, or the many Zen masters, ask the questions we all have bouncing around in our heads. One of the routines that I’ve always enjoyed is the discussions around people doing things they shouldn’t—the Reason De’tre for the Darwin Awards. People are doing things they shouldn’t do, and then the world is reacting. Someone, once drove up to a McDonald, and ordering coffee in the morning, ended up burning themselves.
Their lawsuit (which they won) noted that coffee cups don’t warn you that they are hot. So, McDonald’s and every other place that serves coffee to go has a warning on it now. Coffee is hot. There are many signs like that globally, and comics often notice those signs and mention them; that is why I call them philosophers because they point out the idiosyncrasies of the world around them. We could if we wanted as a society, go crazy with signs. For example, signs on every single person, “I am likely contagious with something.” Look, it better not be Covid, but likely you are carrying something with you.
Those signs should be mandatory in some cases. (I am unvaccinated, I refuse to wear a mask.) I understand that people don’t like masks. I don’t either. I carry one in my pocket while I walk. I also move more than 6 feet away from anyone I encounter. I put my mask on when I cannot move away from other walkers. But that isn’t the only sign that should be put up! I also want signs the mark where potholes continue to grow. You can tear your car up, hitting the wrong pothole. This section of road, slick when wet! This building has a leaky roof barrier and often released a lot of water in the rain.
We need more signs!
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